Going bananas

Sitting and staring out the window yesterday afternoon at the rain and wind, I mused at the sad fact that the one thing in the world that I would love to have right now is a banana. Yes, you read right, a banana.


I haven’t eaten a banana since the end of March this year, when Tropical Cyclone Larry devastated Northern Queensland and wiped out most of the banana crop. According to the Australian Banana Growers’ Council, 90%, $300 million worth, of our commercial banana crop was destroyed.

As a result, banana prices have been amazingly high – I’ve noted bananas for $12 a kilo for the last few weeks, and colleague JW who was musing with me yesterday said she’s seen them as high as $16! Neither of us has been prepared to pay $2 or $3 dollars for a single banana, but I think I might crack soon. Banana chips and banana yogurt aren’t doing it for me. Things are meant to go back to normal by December; they’re definitely not normal at the moment, not when you have two grown women dreaming out loud about the bananas they haven’t eaten for the last four months. Can I wait that long?

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12 Comments

mooiness 26 July 2006

I never stopped buying them, I just massaged my budget around a little. $9-$10 extra a week that I can’t spend on anything else. All for the sake of fibre and regularity. πŸ˜€

Alexander Johannesen 26 July 2006

My wife forked out 1$ for two tiny sad black little things the other day. She was really happy with the find, overjoyed of finding bananas to that amazingly low price, and they weren’t so black they couldn’t be eaten, or at worst be put into muffins!

I just blinked. Bananas indeed.

CW 26 July 2006

That’s like $40 a month just for bananas, Mooiness! I admire your sense of priorities. I think I’m going to succumb and buy myself a banana this weekend… Mmmmmmm… bananas… [Homer Simpson drool]

So who got to eat the two precious morsels, Alex? Your children? πŸ™‚

TB-) 26 July 2006

Hi CW,
Oh I miss Bananas I do,
They’ve pushed up the interest rates too!
Those little yellow morsels, oft baked in cake,
I appreciate,them now, much too late.
TB
(apples – blah!)

ToxicPurity 26 July 2006

Some people are joking about how they can either buy bananas that week, or petrol πŸ™‚

CW 26 July 2006

Hey TB-), more rhyming comments, please πŸ™‚ You know, I haven’t seen much banana cake around lately. Lots of carrot cake, but no banana…

Toxic Purity it’s a bit like that, innit? I resent the price of petrol because it makes me say things like “Remember [in quavering voice] when we could fill the tank for $20, M dear?”

Hoi 27 July 2006

I guess I am the lucky one as a patron of mine often brings us heaps of bananas from his garden!!! Good huh. ;p

CW 28 July 2006

Very good, Hoi! Never mind, I will buy a banana on the weekend…

Simon 29 July 2006

Spookily, when I read this, I was eating a banana. We seem to be able to get them quite cheaply here in NZ, which seems weird – you’d think if we can get them cheap, so can you (or we could export them to you, and make $$ πŸ˜‰ ).

CW 30 July 2006

Simon, where do bananas grow in NZ?

I bought a banana yesterday ($11.99 a kilo) – haven’t eaten it yet though…

Simon 5 August 2006

Um, nowhere apparently….oops.

Turns out we get them from the Phillipines or Ecuador. Still seems weird that we’d be able to import them for cheaper than you could, though…

CW 6 August 2006

We probably don’t import them because of quarantine. If we did they’d be sprayed with so many poisons I wouldn’t want to eat them…